“Dominator”
Single headlight set, 3.5” diameter bottom mount unit with H4 12v60/55w
bulbs, e-marked. Dominator headlights have a dipped centre beam,
E-marked for European use - the user should check their country
regulations. find out more
HLUSRCBN - DOMINATOR SINGLE HEADLAMP CARBON
“Dominator”
Single headlight set, 3.5” diameter bottom mount unit with H4 12v60/55w
bulbs, e-marked. Dominator headlights have a dipped centre beam,
E-marked for European use - the user should check their country
regulations. find out more
Stuff Safe 80
£67.24
The
patented anti-theft Stuffsafe 80 combines an 80 Litre waterproof stuff
sack and a slashproof, snatchproof and tamperproof stainless steel wire
mesh exterior that can be locked closed and then locked to a secure
fixture.
Regardless of your destination, the expandable
Stuffsafe 80 is perfect for protecting your Valuable gear from theft
and weather and is Ideal for your Helmet, boots, gloves and leathers.
It folds neatly into a small storage matt and has a waist and shoulder Harness included. find out more
Lid safe Helmet Bag
£42.25
LIDSAFE Secure Helmet Bag
LidSafe
features a high tensile stainless steel mesh construction which locks
around a helmet and can lock to a bike or any other secure fixture. The
eXomesh construction is layered between a waterproof outer and a soft
inner liner to offer protection from theft, damage, and the weather.
The compact and lightweight design allows for easy storage and portability.
The
Pacsafe is designed to go over your luggage, simply throw it around
your luggage, secure it to something fixed and get on with your
adventure. It is available in three sizes, which helps to make it work with almost any type of backpack, bag and even loose gear.
. Wraps around luggage . Locks to a secure fixture . Adjusts to secure different sized bags . Secures bags together . Padlock and carrypouch included find out more
Motopro Motorsports Intercom Set
£102.24
Operating
on the licence exempt Public Mobile Radio band the new Motopro MTX600
is the perfect solution to carefree Bike-to-Bike communications. In the
box you get everything you need for two riders to communicate; TWO PMR
transceivers, TWO Headsets and TWO finger mounted Press-to-Talk buttons.
¡¤ Range 2Km Km according to terrain ¡¤ 8 Channels with 38 Sub-Channels ¡¤ Channel Scanning to find friends ¡¤ Easy to install
Suitable
for a wide range of motor sports and leisure activities with headsets
or as hand held walkie-talkie. Operates using 4 AAA Cells. (Motopro
recommend the use of Re-chargeable NiMH cells)
An elderly man on a Moped, Looking about 100 years old, Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car And asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?' The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars! That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?' 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' States the doctor Proudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?' 'No problem,' replies the doctor more...
An elderly man on a Moped, Looking about 100 years old, Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car And asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?' The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars! That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?' 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' States the doctor Proudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?' 'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window And looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!' Just then the light changes, So the doctor decides to show The old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds The speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot In his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be And suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' the doctor asks Himself. He presses harder on the accelerator And takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, He sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, He gives it more gas And passes the Moped at 275 mph And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his Mirror and sees the old Man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, He floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari All the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, And there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the Moped plows Into the back of his Ferrari, Demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably The old man is still alive. He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?' The old man whispers, 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror' less...
Good jokes and good songs will be around a long time. And if they make you smile and think about the first time you heard them, they're classic. Thanks NN, LMAO
Quoting: Originally posted by PMS OMFG NN!!!!!!!!! Laughed so hard my sides hurt now gal.
hehe! yeah. When I got to the end and read the punch line,I couldn't stop laughing.
I still keep laughing every time I imagine the whole scene happening.
Quoting: Originally posted by moonshiner naughty naughty nightnurse. I do believe ya stole thatr one from Jerry Clower circa 1970. Only it was a Mercedes and Marcel Ledbetter's lil boy Tater. lol
A friend sent it to me.
I remember Jerry Clower.
"I don't tell funny stories, I tell stories funny"
naughty naughty nightnurse. I do believe ya stole thatr one from Jerry Clower circa 1970. Only it was a Mercedes and Marcel Ledbetter's lil boy Tater. lol
